All ye merry gentlemen

Vet ni vad som inte finns? Jo julpynt med Doctor Who-tema. Jag har sökt högt och lågt efter en liten TARDIS med snöfrostning och mysbelysning. Eller varför inte en Dalek i sådant där glittrigt materiel som man gör julkulor av? Men icke, det är soprent på hela interweb. Någon stackars virkad TARDIS är i princip det enda jag stött på. Och en fin Adipose julkula. Men annars är det helt tomt där jag faktiskt förväntade mig ett glittrande utbud.

Jag hittade dock de här fina julprydnaderna, men Village People är inte Doktorn.

-Hark the herald

Poetry spam

Jag trodde faktiskt inte det. Men spam kan nästan anta vad som liknar poetisk form

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Är det en dålig översättning eller medveten poetryslam? En rysk spammare med författarambitioner?

Go Jarvis

Jag läser i The Guardian en intervju med Jarvis Cocker som förärar oss med en bok om sina sångtexter.
Det har skrivits hyllmeter om Jarvis knivskarpa Le Bic-penna. Och undertecknad tror sig inte kunna komma med något nytt eller spetsfundigt som inte sagts tidigare eller bättre.
Men noteras bör att jag 1995 inte för mitt liv kunde tro att i kampen Blur – Oasis jag skulle utropa Pulp till segrare.
Lyssnar jag idag på Oasis (lyssnar någon på dem)? Njaäe inte särskilt.
Lyssnar jag idag på Blur? Jo, ibland.
Är jag intresserad av Blur och Oasis idag 2011? Not particulary.

Entré Pulp. Brittisk musik som låter som Mike Leigh om Mike Leigh gjort popmusik istället för film.

Och det känns avsevärt mer lockande att köpa Jarvis bok än den där om Steve Jobs.
Oh is this the way the future’s ment to feel?
Or just twenty thousand people standing in a field?

…oh yeah the pirate radio told us what was going down.
Got our tickets from some fucked up bloke in Camden Town.
Oh no one seem to know exactly where it is.
But that’s okay as we’re sorted out for e’s and whizz”

The trouble with your brother, he’s always sleeping with your mother
And I know that your sister missed her time again this month
Am I talking too fast or are you just playing dumb?
If you want I can write it down

Go Jarvis

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Your time is limited

Your time is limited, so don’t waste it living someone else’s life. Don’t be trapped by dogma — which is living with the results of other people’s thinking. Don’t let the noise of others’ opinions drown out your own inner voice. And most important, have the courage to follow your heart and intuition. They somehow already know what you truly want to become. Everything else is secondary.

Steve Jobs speech Standford University 2005

Your time is limited

Your time is limited, so don’t waste it living someone else’s life. Don’t be trapped by dogma — which is living with the results of other people’s thinking. Don’t let the noise of others’ opinions drown out your own inner voice. And most important, have the courage to follow your heart and intuition. They somehow already know what you truly want to become. Everything else is secondary.

Steve Jobs speech Standford University 2005

Svart polo

Jag läser det här
In the process, however, he became friends with Miyake and would visit him regularly. He also came to like the idea of having a uniform for himself, both because of its daily convenience (the rationale he claimed) and its ability to convey a signature style. “So I asked Issey to make me some of his black turtlenecks that I liked, and he made me like a hundred of them.” Jobs noticed my surprise when he told this story, so he showed them stacked up in the closet. “That’s what I wear,” he said. “I have enough to last for the rest of my life.” och tänker OMG det kunde varit jag om jag inte skärpt till mig.

Visdomsord

Your time is limited, so don’t waste it living someone else’s life. Don’t be trapped by dogma — which is living with the results of other people’s thinking. Don’t let the noise of others’ opinions drown out your own inner voice. And most important, have the courage to follow your heart and intuition. They somehow already know what you truly want to become. Everything else is secondary.
– Steve Jobs, Stanford Speech 2005.


Richard Walker sets the world record for chewing the most sticks of gum.